Dane Cook Impersonator

I thought this was marginally amusing.

In honor of President Ford.

This skit was done ten years ago by Dana Carvey being Tom Brokaw on SNL.

It is absolutely hilarious.

And....um.....it might be a little in appropriate.

Dave, you should find this funny because this is EXACTLY what we talked about at BW3's.

Yes Frank, a dead body can have that effect on you.

everyones life would be a lot happier if they watched these videos I post.

Here's another classic. If anyone has ever seen CSI: Miami, then you know of all the asinine one-liners that David Caruso has said....

Well someone decided to compile all of them together. This is pretty funny.

this is hilarious

this past week on late night with conan o'brien, during a sketch, conan threw out the name to a fictional website, "hornymanatee.com". it turns out that by law, anytime i website is mentioned on a tv show, if it does not exist, the network must purchase the website. so on wedenesday's show, conan announced the launch of the site. pretty hilarious.

You're as cold as ice

The temperature variation in our house is amazing. Emily called me last night and said that her room was a nice 77 degrees farenheit. Conversly, I know that my room, in ze basement, couldn't have been more than around 60 degrees farenheit without my space heater running. So, Emily was running her air conditioner while I was running my space heater. I think Austin probably has something to do with this.

this is what accountants do

So I started this dead gnat collection at work.
I would kill a gnat since we have so many flying around. Then I would smear it on the shelf at my desk to scare the other gnats off. I have killed about 13 already. I'm pretty sweet.

You're way out of your element Donny!

The Big Lebowski + Nintendo Wii = Genius


http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=23836

LOLZ!

I thought this was pretty funny. Whoever created this is clever.



The "lost episode" of Seinfeld with Kramer.

VH1's Top Music Videos

You can vote for VH1's Top 20 Music Videos at their site.

dave's random pictures

I'm just uploading random pictures here for use on other sites...

Worst Top 100 Album's List of All Time?

TIME Magazine's Top 100 Albums list includes the likes of Eminem and Hole, while excluding bands like Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and The Doors. Terrible.

O.J. Simpson: "If I Did It"

In a new book, O.J. describes how he would have committed the murders of his ex-wife and her friend.

Wow.

Rob's either going to like this, or get even more angry about it

The Top 10 Things We’ll Miss About Bob Barker

Aww, Ocho Cinco shaved off the 'hawk.

Chad's mohawk is no more. Read at the bottom of the first section.

Craig Kotte, Ladies and Gentlemen

HEY EVERYBODY! I FOUND CRAIG KOTTE'S PICTURE ONLINE!

Wow, we're boring.

On That Note

Speaking of the brawl, I think that it's awful that the Miami players are given community service and thats it. Apparently Donna Shalala (Sounds like an 80's song) and Larry Coker don't agree. I can't wait until Coker gets fired.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap-miami-brawlfallout&prov=ap&type=lgns

the University of Miami (FL) is a classy organization

The fight:




and the announcer who got fired:

Green grass and high tides forever

Yep...I can post on the Asylum blog now. I'll probably post on here a lot because I have a lot of free time at work. I used to listen to my ipod while I was watching my reaction run but I've been told that listening to music is bad "lab practice". So I have to do something else to pass the time.

why don't we ever have a leader who looks this cool?

Video of Interest I

If you've ever watched the show Ali G, then you know about Borat. If you haven't, then these videos will make you laugh harder than you've laughed in a long time.

Haynesworth gets a whopping 5-game suspension

Because in the NFL, stomping on a player's face is less important than minor drug-possesion charges or making sure team's don't celebrate too hard after a touchdown.

Sadly, this is also the longest suspension in NFL history for an on-field incident.

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