Wow, we're boring.

On That Note

Speaking of the brawl, I think that it's awful that the Miami players are given community service and thats it. Apparently Donna Shalala (Sounds like an 80's song) and Larry Coker don't agree. I can't wait until Coker gets fired.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap-miami-brawlfallout&prov=ap&type=lgns

the University of Miami (FL) is a classy organization

The fight:




and the announcer who got fired:

Green grass and high tides forever

Yep...I can post on the Asylum blog now. I'll probably post on here a lot because I have a lot of free time at work. I used to listen to my ipod while I was watching my reaction run but I've been told that listening to music is bad "lab practice". So I have to do something else to pass the time.

why don't we ever have a leader who looks this cool?

Video of Interest I

If you've ever watched the show Ali G, then you know about Borat. If you haven't, then these videos will make you laugh harder than you've laughed in a long time.

Haynesworth gets a whopping 5-game suspension

Because in the NFL, stomping on a player's face is less important than minor drug-possesion charges or making sure team's don't celebrate too hard after a touchdown.

Sadly, this is also the longest suspension in NFL history for an on-field incident.