Dane Cook Impersonator

I thought this was marginally amusing.

In honor of President Ford.

This skit was done ten years ago by Dana Carvey being Tom Brokaw on SNL.

It is absolutely hilarious.

And....um.....it might be a little in appropriate.

Dave, you should find this funny because this is EXACTLY what we talked about at BW3's.

Yes Frank, a dead body can have that effect on you.

everyones life would be a lot happier if they watched these videos I post.

Here's another classic. If anyone has ever seen CSI: Miami, then you know of all the asinine one-liners that David Caruso has said....

Well someone decided to compile all of them together. This is pretty funny.

this is hilarious

this past week on late night with conan o'brien, during a sketch, conan threw out the name to a fictional website, "hornymanatee.com". it turns out that by law, anytime i website is mentioned on a tv show, if it does not exist, the network must purchase the website. so on wedenesday's show, conan announced the launch of the site. pretty hilarious.

You're as cold as ice

The temperature variation in our house is amazing. Emily called me last night and said that her room was a nice 77 degrees farenheit. Conversly, I know that my room, in ze basement, couldn't have been more than around 60 degrees farenheit without my space heater running. So, Emily was running her air conditioner while I was running my space heater. I think Austin probably has something to do with this.

this is what accountants do

So I started this dead gnat collection at work.
I would kill a gnat since we have so many flying around. Then I would smear it on the shelf at my desk to scare the other gnats off. I have killed about 13 already. I'm pretty sweet.